Ten days late April 1st jokes
Kosovathanksyou.com is a website which updates the latest info about countries who recognize Kosova’s independence. Today while doing an occasional browse I found something funny on their archive page. Some modified statements from internationally know and famous people and scientists. At first I was amazed of what Albert Einstein has said about Kosova’s Independence, it was strange to me though for I never ever read that sentence earlier. Read below you might find it entertaining.
Famous people express their thoughts on Kosova’s Independence
- Einstein: “Precedent? That is relative when it comes to Kosova”
- Sir Isaac Newton: “A second apple fell on my head when I heard about Kosova. It makes perfect sense now”
- Archimedes: “I was running and yelling Eureka. Then I saw someone already thought of it, independence was the only way”
- Amelia Earhart: “Happy to know that Kosova can fly alone”
- Confucius: “a happy people, leads to a happy state”
- Leonardo Da Vinci: “oh look, they cracked the code”
- Copernicus: “…maybe I was wrong. It is not the Sun”
- Benjamin Franklin: “Euros? I just wish they used the Benjamins (dollars), that would be cool”
- Mendeleev: “I always knew there is a place for the KS element in my table”
- Marie Curie: “I wish I could give Kosova the gift of Kosovanium”
- Steve Jobs: “I present to you, a state, a democracy, and European: iKosova”
- Bill Gates: “I might have been wrong about how much RAM people will need in the future, but I always said, Kosova will be a-okey. I hear they have some excellent .NET programmers”
- Sergei Brin to Larry Page (Google guys): “Why isn’t Google Maps updated already?”
- Linus Torvalds: “Kosova will be an _open_ society, and one that uses open source and Linux. I hear they have some _excellent_ programmers
- Pink Floyd: “Wish we were there”
- Darth Vader: “it is no precedent, the situation in Kosova is completely different from that of rebel planets”
- Yoda: “Thaçi, the Force is strong with that one. Great things I see for Kosova. Bright is the future of the republic. Kosova, may the Force be with you”
- Nicola Tesla: “I am drooling when I think of all the electricity that will be produced by this small country “
- Steven Spielberg: “I can see a movie coming…”
- Martin Scorsese: “I can see a movie coming…”
- Quentin Tarantino: “…I need the soundtrack before the movie. But yes, I can see a movie coming…”
Enjoy April Fools day…we are.
Best wishes from Kosova and beyond…
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Arian Xhezairi | April 10, 2008
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